crack pie
in case you were wondering, the going rate for a 10″ round of crack seems to be $44, plus the cost of fedex overnight shipping {insert mitch hedberg joke here}, unless you live in nyc. then it’s $44, plus tax, & is available for pickup in midtown, the east village, the upper west side & [...]
peach crumb bars
i made a version of these bars last summer & while they tasted good, the crust was way too soft & crumbly. kind of defeats the purpose of a bar dessert if you have to eat it up with a plate & fork, don’t you think? these peach crumb bars have the buttery flavor of a [...]
peanut butter cup bars
{image credit} this is how i feel about camping. in fact, the only things i really enjoy about it, {much to the husband’s dismay} are the campfire & the s’mores. but thanks to a chiminea, s’mores making at home is possible! without sleeping outside! or sharing a disgusting bathroom {if there even is a bathroom} [...]
cherry hand pies
as a kid in the 80s, it was totally a thrill to go to mcdonalds. although, i will let it be known, {according to my mom} that when i went to mcdonalds, i frequently ordered a salad…guess i never really was a big meat eater. but the highlight of those trips to mcdonalds were definitely [...]
the most extraordinary french lemon cream tart
i really wanted to call this “the most extraordinary pain in the ass”, but i didn’t want to discourage you, readers. see, it’s not you, it’s me. i’m in a bad place with lemon desserts right now: several failed lemon swiss meringue buttercreams & then this tart. it was absolutely delicious, but i NEVER EVER [...]
dirty girl scout cupcakes
boozy cupcakes are fantastic. they’re a fun way to put together all the flavors of a delicious cocktail, in a way that’s perfectly acceptable to consume in the middle of the day, without the undesirable side effects of actually overindulging in the real thing. & these use up some of the thin mints we have been hoarding [...]
red {hot pink!} velvet cupcakes
now let me start off by saying that i am not intentionally jumping on the valentine’s day bandwagon with this recipe. the lusher household doesn’t get all over hyped about valentine’s day because a) love for one another should be expressed everyday & b) champagne & other sparkling tastes just as amazing on any other [...]